Do You.

darteest:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

i work with a girl named ashley and she made me draw an egg on her boyfriends moms easter card because she didnt know how to draw an egg herself

One time my best friend Ashley’s dad asked her to name a poisonous mamel and she said lion fish

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.